are you gay does your mom know

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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PENIS

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

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