- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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