What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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women's rights

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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