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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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