- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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