- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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