- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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