- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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