- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

knock knock who's there? faith

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your gay

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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