- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's blue? The sky.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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