- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

You will not press the like button.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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