- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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