A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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