- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Bob Saget

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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