- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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