How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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