Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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