- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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