- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

hi mom

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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