- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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antonio has a penis head.lol

Good job, son.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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