- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

A sober Irish individual.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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