what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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