- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Turkeys are obese

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

SEX

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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