- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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