- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Rush Limbaugh

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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