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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

robin, get in the car.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Asian women drivers...

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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