- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Whats funny? Your face.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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