- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what do you call a black guy african american

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

your life

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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