- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why? Why not?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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