- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

women's rights

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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