- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have an idea! You leave.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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