what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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www.xnxx.com

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Fart

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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