- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's stupid a light bulb.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why are black people so fast? because there black

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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