- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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