- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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