- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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