Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Yo mama's fat.

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