- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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