What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Rebecca Black

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Stealth baseballs record

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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