why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Knock knock *open*

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I just drank a cola.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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