What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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im gey

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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