- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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