How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Tall asians

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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