- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

YO FACE

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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