What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Guess what? Bananas

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A child walks into a classroom.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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