Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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