A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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