What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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knock knock? come in

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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