- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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