- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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