how did harry styles get in one diretion god

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

The truth is he loves her!!

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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