- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

White men's rights

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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