What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

ever tried african food? they neither

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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