- Anti Joke

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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