- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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