What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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