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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Bitch! Love, J.B.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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