- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

the economy.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Granny porn!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

nothing

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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