- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Obama

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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