- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

I went to school. Then I came home.

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