How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Replacement Referees

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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