A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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8--------------------- penis

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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