- Anti Joke

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Your Mom The End.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.