Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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my gramma died

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Anti Joke

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