What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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purple pickles

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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