- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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