-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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haha Otarts was here

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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