- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

when debbie meets downer

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Tim likes girls

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

a irish man walks past a bar

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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