joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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