- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Skinny people fart less.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Amazing

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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