Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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... Chan chan

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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