Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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