- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

The truth is he loves her!!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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