Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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