- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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