- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The queen having a shit

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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